Here is NEWS that was mailed to my readers on Nov 17, 1999:-
Nov 17, 1999 CHERISHED Citizens of Cyberspace This message is going to over 4000 people... some parts of it may apply to you... ALL of it CANNOT apply to "YOU".... WHICHEVER CAP FITS YOU ... YOU WEAR THAT ONE... ya sight ? NEW PEOPLE ---------- If you subscribed to this service in the last 6 days. WELCOME to BARBADOS UPDATE... giving you News of your island home... keeping you in touch with our special culture... satisfying the longings of your soul !!!! This is no longer a FREE service.... please go to http://barbadosphotogallery.com/ccprocess.html to pay by credit card... or send cheque, Money Order or Postal Order to Stephen Mendes Doverdale, Nelson Road, Navy Gardens Christ Church BARBADOS in the interest of your sanity, and since you will pay a service charge for every Money Order + postage... if you elect to pay by this method.... I advise PRE-PAYMENT for 6 months or a year... for which I am PRE-pared to give you deep discount... you may take 12% off for 6 months upfront... and 25% off for a year PAID IN ADVANCE. Cherished CITIZENS ------------------ Those who have already paid... have discovered PROMPT and COUTEOUS service adressing ALL their concerns... within 24 hours... quick response time. ALL PEOPLE HOSTING SITES and ADVERTISING PAGES on my servers... are ALREADY paying ... they will AUTOMATICALLY be given access and continue to receive BPG UPDATE ! PROMISE of payment coming ------------------------- Those who have PROMISED TO PAY.... I am treating them as if they had PAID... for a grace period of ONE MONTH ONLY.... on DECEMBER 31, 1999.... if the required monies are not in my hand.... service will be terminated.... and I will have to reckon with the old adage.... "a PROMISE is a comfort to a FOOL"... but I am a big boy... I wont cry too much over that. THOSE WHO HAVE NOT DECIDED -------------------------- PAYING is NOT an OPTION.... if you do not PAY or contact me "promising" to pay... you will be automatically removed and de-barred from content... on NOVEMBER 30, 1999 SARCASTIC NOTES and REQUESTS FOR UN-SUBSCRIPTION ------------------------------------------------ Basically, these people are a waste of my time... and need not expect any acknowledgement.... I will treat their message like JUNK MAIL or SPAM. There is no need for me to UNSUBSCRIBE anybody... for two reasons: 1. Since, in a very short time, the only ones receiving mail from me will be PAYING SUBSCRIBERS.... you will cease to receive anything ANYWAY ! 2. I have repeatedly placed instructions in this Newsletter telling people how to UNSUBSCRIBE themselves... it is so simple... a 5 year old child could do it Go to http://barbadosphotogallery.com/unsubscribe.htm and put in the email address to be removed. Why does anybody ask me to do that for them ? IN CONCLUSION ------------- PAYERS and PROMISES OF PAYMENT.... you have my undivided attention to your every whim. NO RESPONSE.... make up your mind... or you will lose the service on NOVEMBER 30, 1999 SARCASTIC NOTES and REQUESTS FOR UNSUBSCRIPTION... I have nothing to say to these people... and if I did say something... it would be unprintable in this publication.. I will NOT jeopardise my "SAFE SURF" award by indulging in profanities for their benefit. I gone.
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