Queeny

I have a very simple dream,

That is to sail aboard my Special Queen.

But before I set out to sail the seas

There a few essential preliminaries.



First is to get rid of all excess baggage

Becoz this is gonna be a pleasure voyage

For my ship 'Special Queen' and  me Admiral Q

I have no need or use for any extra crew



Second is to scrub the decks nice and clean

I do not need any kind of scrubbing machine

Just a long, hot, eager and flexible tongue,

To make sure that all the cracks are done.



Then the rigging needs to be secure & tight

As I will be onboard for at least a day and a night

So I will push and prod all of the right places

To make sure that there will be no disgraces



I will need to check out the engine

It needs to be perfectly running

If necessary apply sum lubrication

But I'm sure that will not be a problem



And one last thing to check out I think

Is to make sure that we got sum drink

Then finally coz we are going across the ocean

Make sure that my ship has got the rite motion



I will then climb aboard and set sail

And lose myself in her lovely tail

I'm gonna push my boat to the limit

And she will respond ' I need it'



So come on my sweet lovely lady

Let this dream become a reality

Dock your vessel on my pier Seven

And I will take you to Sexual Heaven



 Mad Q

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