well even doah i is a englishman - i duz now how to handle me rum
just pour me a rum and coke - coz yuh know dat i ent gine to choke
just mix it up nice and strong - dat drink cahn do me no wrong!!
I gine carry on real real bad - and mek alla de bajan men sad
dat dey cahn wind like me - wid me big, bouncy and fat belly
i ent care what fingall did say - coz i can lik he up any day
so cum on test me - de man wid de big belly
and i gone drink nuff rum - coz i is de big bad englishman
and i gone drink nuff rum - coz i is de big bad englishman
and i gone drink nuff rum - coz i is de big bad englishman
I gonna be skinning me teet - and I gine put de gals in heat
Wid all my wining skills - I will show dem nuff nuff thrills
Den I might have to tek de trick - and tek on dat bwoy Lil Rick
Coz I see he pon de stage - and i doan care bout he young age
But dat Lil man can move - and show peepul alla dem groove
I aims to tek he on tonite - and i'll show lil rick alrite
dat he mite got no bones, but I doan need to pelt stones
to brek he up wid shame - coz I Mad Q gonna mek he lame
and he going home pon a stick - coz I gine mek he feel sick
dat he cahn do my wine - so I gine jes leff he behind!!!!!!
and i gone drink nuff rum - coz i is de big bad englishman
and i gone drink nuff rum - coz i is de big bad englishman
and i gone drink nuff rum - coz i is de big bad englishman
SO GIMMME GIMME GIMMME DE RUM
I ENT TALKING BOUT NO CAPTAIN MORGAN
I want de real stuff - de one dats tough
I want it rite now - Wait wha yuh mean HOW?
I want it straight - and I doan want to wait
I want it today - SO GIMME SUM MOUNT GAY
And what about her - Give she de COCKSPUR
But mek it extra ole - And doan mek me hold.
AAAAH at last - a sweet looking glass
God bless y'all - I feel like havin a ball
coz i is de big bad englishman
and i gone drink nuff rum - coz i is de big bad englishman
and i gone drink nuff rum - coz i is de big bad englishman
Mad Q
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