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A poem submitted by Mark Quinton (chatroom name: MadQ) Mad Q


De Yardy Gal	



Lemme tellya bout dis girl dat I did meet,

Man when I see she I nearly fall off me feet,

She look so good, delicious and reall sweet

Eff I could be rude - dat is sumting I wuld luv to eat!



I cannot recall de exact date or de day

But I remember she name - she call Tray,

Boy when I tellya I dint want she to go away

I wanted she stay so dat we could get down and play



De first ting I notice was she gorgeous eyes,

I tellya I was in problems - I tought dat I was hypnotise

Den I cum round and I had a chance to realise

Dat she wasnt a dream, but a fantasy dat just materialise.



Wunnah gine want to know eff de body was right,

Relax we gine get to dat in a while so jus hole tight,

De next ting dat had me catspraddle was de shining light,

Dat went off when she smile - man de night went bright.



So yuh know I was tinking dat dis was too good to be true,

So I had to tek a step or two back to get a good view,

and lemme tellya.............................BOY!!........PHEW!!!!

I doan know eff I should describe she all de way thru



But all yuh gots to do is tink about a body dat perfect

And den yuh gine have a good idea of what to suspect

Of de body dat I getting time rite now to closely inspect

And eff all goes well I looking to get a chance to inject!!!



So eff yuh ever buck up pon a girl who nickname JYG

Jamaicanyardygal - but dah too long I jus call she yardy

Tell she I still tinking bout she and dat fabulous body

And eff she ever need a hard long injection I READY.



Mad Q

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