Yardy
A poem submitted by Mark Quinton (chatroom name: MadQ)
De Yardy Gal
Lemme tellya bout dis girl dat I did meet,
Man when I see she I nearly fall off me feet,
She look so good, delicious and reall sweet
Eff I could be rude - dat is sumting I wuld luv to eat!
I cannot recall de exact date or de day
But I remember she name - she call Tray,
Boy when I tellya I dint want she to go away
I wanted she stay so dat we could get down and play
De first ting I notice was she gorgeous eyes,
I tellya I was in problems - I tought dat I was hypnotise
Den I cum round and I had a chance to realise
Dat she wasnt a dream, but a fantasy dat just materialise.
Wunnah gine want to know eff de body was right,
Relax we gine get to dat in a while so jus hole tight,
De next ting dat had me catspraddle was de shining light,
Dat went off when she smile - man de night went bright.
So yuh know I was tinking dat dis was too good to be true,
So I had to tek a step or two back to get a good view,
and lemme tellya.............................BOY!!........PHEW!!!!
I doan know eff I should describe she all de way thru
But all yuh gots to do is tink about a body dat perfect
And den yuh gine have a good idea of what to suspect
Of de body dat I getting time rite now to closely inspect
And eff all goes well I looking to get a chance to inject!!!
So eff yuh ever buck up pon a girl who nickname JYG
Jamaicanyardygal - but dah too long I jus call she yardy
Tell she I still tinking bout she and dat fabulous body
And eff she ever need a hard long injection I READY.
Mad Q
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